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 I am a skeleton, my name is white.

    I used to be free, and I hid in the daytime, and I came out to play at night.

    The villagers were afraid of us, but we wouldn't hurt them, just to scare them.

    Sheep, cattle are we practice archery target, we, like nomads, cosmopolitan, interesting to see friends, zombies, share the road way, scenery, enjoyable.

    But, in our new year, a man named Steve came, he had just started when the villagers as timid, saw us run, but later, he found that we are weak, timid, and began to kill us. Not only us, but also our friends - Zombies, crawling.

    We have suffered an unprecedented catastrophe in the world of the Lord! Mu Jian, stone sword, and even diamond sword are all cut in us, the arrow, magma and fire killed us, we have to hide in the ground floor. Can they even dug into the ground to come, forcing us against them, the more they can resist, more fierce, life is hopeless, die hard.

    We are going to try to cluster to destroy them, and very effective. So, we called the spider, cave spiders, that they have been subject to genocide, but also often clusters are again to attack Steve. We listen to the later, agree with, say to them, thus, there are groups of time and group together with annihilation of Steve and single find we wiped out together.

    They walked, silverfish again: they have no place to hide, no life. I said: "you can hide in the stone, waiting for his' presence ', so he came to bite him, kill him!"

    They agree, we left the territory, Paibingbuzhen, decided to attack him. He had no sooner got, at the end of the shadow people will teleport to come over: "that goddamn Steve. He always us away, you talk about, how to do?"

    I think: "once you see him to see you, just howl, hit him, kill him!"

    At the end of the film, people nodded and disappeared in the cave.

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Ⅱ·Skeleton meeting 骷髅的会议

    我们的祭司摆摆手，示意让我们发言。

    我的朋友——僵尸姜饶说：“我们如此下去，会被史蒂夫全部消灭的！不如我们先手行动，杀了他！”

    爬行者苦棱说：“这办法好是好，可该如何行动呢！姜饶，你先说说，该怎么分工！”

    “很简单，”我想了想，回答，“我们在远处攻击；僵尸们跟踪他，近程攻击；你们可以无声地靠近他，爆炸，杀死他！”

    “好！”大家拍手，“如此下来，我们一定会赢！！”

【有时间我就更完剩下的】

  Our priests waved his hand, motioned us to speak.

    My friend, zombles Jiang, said: "we are going to be destroyed by Steve! Why don't we just get action, kill him!"

    Walker said: "this way is good, but how to act it! Ginger Rao, you first talk about how the division of labor!"

    "It's simple," I thought, the answer, "we in the distance attack; zombies to track him down, a short range attack; you can approach him silently, explode and kill him!"

    "Good!" Everyone clap hands, "so down, we are sure to win!!"

【I have time to finish the rest.】

算拉，没人看，还是不行了吧。

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